Funny Car Complaints
back to homeBelow is a list of funny or humorous car problems. Go ahead, laugh at other people's pain, suffering, & misfortune.
- 2007 Jeep Liberty: regulators fail prematurely Ok, this is the second time the rear passenger window regulator broke causing the window to be stuck in the open position. This time I'm going to see what is causing the problem (probably just a cheap bolt Chrysler doesn't want to pay the extra $.10 for) ... read more »
- 2006 Honda Civic: sun visor falls apart I was able to “fix” my defective sun visors using two 1” binder clips on the inside edge of each visor. When my visors began splitting open, I could force them back together, but they continued to break. After reading many reports on the internet from ... read more »
- 2007 Dodge Charger: cheap seat fabric wrinkling up Had the dealer stretch fabric and it has showed up again. Neither driver is overweight so we know it's not the fault of a fat ass. Cheeeeeeeepppppppp interior fabric which is also not remotely stain resistant as a small dribble of coffee will not come ... read more »
- 2005 Dodge Grand Caravan: electric door lock failure Although I see a LOT of posts about this, I'll describe it a bit anyways. Simply put, the door locks quit responding to and power stimuli. Not the switches on the doors or the FOB. When you lock it with the FOB the van does beep to tell you "Hey! hey! ... read more »
- 2003 Oldsmobile Alero: horn stayed on until fuse blew I was in my home enjoying relaxation time with my family. Then, out the blue, my car was sounding off something terrible. I was shocked, puzzled, and bamboozled!!!! Then, I was like "How am I going to stop this horn"? I tried pressing the buttons on the ... read more »
- 1999 GMC Sierra 1500: keeps clogging fuel system and running rich The fuel system keeps clogging and running rich in my 1999 Sierra 1500. Dont buy this truck! If you have it push it over a cliff with full tank of gas and collect insurance money on it. read more »
- 2002 Honda Accord: transmission slipping and jerking My 2002 Honda Accord experienced transmission problems at the 80,000 mark in the year 2007. Slipping ever so slightly. Pull and tugs when put into drive. That is only 16K miles a year. Mostly highway miles. I'd done everything right for the car as far ... read more »
- 1998 Ford Explorer: passenger door will not unlock If I had to make a guess, I would probably say I am having the same problem with my passenger door lock as so many others are having with the driver's door lock. The difference I guess is that all passengers have to climb in over the steering wheel. Every ... read more »
- 2002 Pontiac Grand Prix: digital clock readout went blank same as above complaint. started blinking and now gone for good, except if you have eagle eye and green moon at 2pm est on a Wednesday at just that right angle and you arent looking it can be seen for a nano second by person in car 2 blocks over around ... read more »
- 2000 Ford Expedition: starter tries to engage when car is running The starter in my 2000 Ford Expedition engages while idling in park and neutral, the radio comes on and off with no keys in ignition, it locks and unlocks by itself, you have to put it in neutral while driving to get the windows to go down, it's been ... read more »
- 2005 Dodge Grand Caravan: air bag sensor light is on We noticed that the airbag light was on so we brought it in to the local dealer for repair. The mechanic called us and told us the two of the airbag sensors and the wiring harnesses were badly corroded and needed to be replaced. He then told us that this ... read more »
- 2002 Oldsmobile Bravada: air suspension (ecas) does not work The air suspension has caused us problems on more than 3 occasions. Currently the back end is sagging and the ride is extremely rough and bouncy. I have even hit my head on the roof of the car! We have put a lot of money into this rig and are very frustrated ... read more »
- 2008 Honda Ridgeline: seat wears abnormally fast on outer edge Not gripe rant or yell if you ride like a homie, kickin it to the left all the time... read more »
- 1999 Dodge Intrepid: oil leak This is what I thought was part 1. Part 1 started years ago when I bought this car. Now after reading most of the complaints I want to smack the piss out of the salesman who was a friend. So now after investing literally thousands of dollars, Chrysler ... read more »
- 1999 Dodge Durango: multiple misfire cylinder#5@7 tried install/tuneup. new cap,rotor,wires,plugs. still had horrible miss spent two weeks pulling my hair and screaming!! found out dodge and Chrysler engines are put together by SATANS best imps in a special corner of hell. as it turns out the plug wires ... read more »
- 2000 Pontiac Grand Am: intake manifold gasket failure, coolant light is on Damn GM.. Got The "Intake Gasket Blues" coming home from work Wednesday night .. started a tear down same night after some helpful information found out here in the cyber world and a couple of phone calls to good friends.. I'm sure the beer didnt help ... read more »
- 1997 Chevrolet Cavalier: sporadic horn A few weeks ago, my horn decides to go on strike. Now, I was never mean to it, used it frequently and it loved it. Now it gives me all sorts of attitude, and only works when it wants to. We use to be best buds (sob). SO I got a new friend. When my new ... read more »
- 2004 Chevrolet Cavalier: cuts off while driving Who could resist all of this??? I mean I have no temp gauge, no speedometer, rpms are all over the place, and my cd player plays when it feels like it(reset button under hood). On top of all these luxuries, the Chevy Cavalier also offers you stalling. ... read more »
- 2008 Ford F-150: seat cover smells like a stinky fart ! After a particularly tough rugby game I ate a large Bean Burrito and then test drove this vehicle. Almost immediately into the test drive I was overwhelmed by a stench that would gag a maggot ! Sure enough upon returning the vehicle to the dealership ... read more »
- 2001 Chevrolet Prizm: excessive oil consumption This car is a piece of ka. We noticed by about 20,000 miles that it was (burning, eating, farting?) oil, *poof* and it would mysteriously be over a quart low by the 3000 mile oil change. By 50,000 miles it would be a quart low only 1,000 miles after ... read more »